#87, the evolution of breakfast

It’s the most important meal of the day. Experts say it sets the tone for the whole day. So, now that we’re older and dealing with daily crapulence and disappointments…it’s no wonder the days are stretching into a sub-par lifetime. And all because we quit eating Cap’n Crunch? All it ever did was shred the roof of our mouths. No wonder we fucking hate breakfast.


Original (suitable for Luby’s Blue Plate Special): http://ftmatt.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/breakfast2.png

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